"All I know about life..."

[Sef]

...I learned from my guinea pigs. Well, sort of. Here are a few "cavy life lessons" that we could all use from time to time.

1. Take time to "popcorn" and squeal when you're happy. Or just because.

2. Snack all day long.

3. Don't pee in your food bowl.

4. Eat your greens!

5. Never underestimate the power of the nap.

6. Teeth chattering is an effective way to end an argument.


What are some others?

[renonvsparky]

Use your cuteness to your full advantage.

Hoomans are suckers for a cute furry face.

The loudest squeak gets the most attention.

Don't pee on the hoomans unless you want to be put back in the cage.

If you're lucky enough to go outside to graze on fresh grass, don't waste a second trying to be cute. Just eat all you can in the time you have.

If I think of more, I'll add them.

[Sef]

Great life lessons!

I have personally tried "Use your cuteness to your full advantage" to try to leverage a pay raise at work, but for some reason it hasn't worked. Maybe I need to try the "pee on your human" tactic next.

[piggypop]

My favorite......the piggy train!!!!!! A road to nowhere😂😂